Thursday, January 17, 2008

Ja-Nae, just use the Big Balls!

Wow, and this is how my session with Helen began yesterday. I laughed so hard, I almost cried!

Did you know that there are books out there that show how to do sexual positions on those medicine balls? My question is:

Why would you even want to do an upward ballerina on a medicine ball?

If you fall, I'm sorry, but NO ONE will be having sex for a VERY LONG TIME!

Ohhhhhh........I sometimes think people have too much time on their hands. If you are that bored, then why not figure out a way to reverse global warming or form a peace conference?

Speaking of, I'm off to save the world! Have a great day!

Love,

'Just using the Big Balls' Duane

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